Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Moviment -2

To keep up with the fundamentalist tendencies that are currently taking over Malta I am proposing to start a campaign to entrench (it seems to be the new buzzword) in our constitution the law prohibiting topless sunbathing. I already know that I have a supporter; well actually he came up with the idea. I think we should call the campaign “Moviment -2”.

Summer is coming soon so we better act fast. All these foreigners exposing their mammaries on our shores are to be deported back to their countries. If they are Maltese they should be locked up in jail.
Another issue should be the covering up of children's eyes while they are being breast fed. Maybe the midwives association could give a helping hand.
Anyone interested to help in this campaign – like spending Sundays running around beaches covering up zizzies - is welcome, (on second thoughts I don't think my wife will let me).

Any other ideas are welcome too.

7 comments:

Il-Gurdun said...

To avoid having the constitution open to interpretation, I think that we should also specify the minimum number of square inches a bikini top should cover.

Ironic though, I have to add, when your name sounds like "bare two".

Anonymous said...

maybe instead of number of square inches a percentage of surface area is more appropriate. big tits big area small tits small area, no?

Bertu ta l-Angli said...

il-gurdun can come up with some empirical formula, no?

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